im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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