She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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