what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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