There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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