??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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