I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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