Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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