Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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