are you so shy because you have an std?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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