umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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