the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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