oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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