Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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