Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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