How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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