I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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