I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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