You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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