Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Quick, to the slutcave!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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