butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This house was built for laser tag.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
