Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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