Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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