If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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