yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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