yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
