Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
this will be a night to untag.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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