Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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