question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
My dick has a subreddit
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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