and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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