Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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