I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Do vagina's smell?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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