Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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