You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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