he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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