I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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