yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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