ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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