my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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