How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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