Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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