Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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