I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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