There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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