Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
my shit smells like andre
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just invented taco cereal.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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