I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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