hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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