I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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