5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
please don't ironically join a cult
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