Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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