This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
