I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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