Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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