So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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