I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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