but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
