kristin has been a bad kristin
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i think my cat just said my name.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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