bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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