people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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