um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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