The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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